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Tuesday, June 25, 2013

Lovely Logics

PALMOTIVATIONS.BLOGSPOT.COM

Have A Nice Day !

Take care..

Regards

Palani

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Monday, June 24, 2013

KHHHKJ AGM Notice - Revised 18/6/13

AGM will be on Tuesday, 9th July 2013 at Bukit Gasing Run Site at 5pm.

Nomination closing date: 2nd July 2013.

All Proposals for Resolution Amendments and Nominations for 2013/2014 office bearers should be given to ON SEC by 2nd July 2013 via SMS, EMAIL or Written Form.

KHHHKJ Run #880, Tue 25 Jun

Hare: Mat Kool,
Run Site: Bukit Subang,
Please RSVP to Mat Kool at +6016-3068225.
Run Details refer to KHHHKJ.blogspot.com

Sunday, June 23, 2013

The husband leans over and asks his wife, 'Do you remember the first time we had sex together over fifty years ago? We went behind the village tavern where you leaned against the back fence and I made love to you.'

Yes, she says, 'I remember it well.'

OK,' he says, 'How about taking a stroll around there again and we can do it for old time's sake?'

Oh Jim, you old devil, that sounds like a crazy, but good idea!'

A police officer sitting in the next booth heard their conversation and, having a chuckle to himself, he thinks to himself, I've got to see these two old-timers having sex against a fence. I'll just keep an eye on them so there's no trouble. So he follows them.

The elderly couple walks haltingly along, leaning on each other for support aided by walking sticks. Finally, they get to the back of the tavern and make their way to the fence. The old lady lifts her skirt and the old man drops his trousers. As she leans against the fence, the old man moves in.. Then suddenly they erupt into the most furious sex that the policeman has ever seen. This goes on for about ten minutes while both are making loud noises and moaning and screaming. Finally, they both collapse, panting on the ground.

The policeman is amazed. He thinks he has learned something about life and old age that he didn't know..

After about half an hour of lying on the ground recovering, the old couple struggle to their feet and put their clothes back on. The policeman, is still watching and thinks to himself, this is truly amazing, I've got to ask them what their secret is.

So, as the couple passes, he says to them,' Excuse me, but that was something else. You must've had a fantastic sex life together. Is there some sort of secret to this?'

Shaking, the old man is barely, barely able to reply,
'Fifty years ago that wasn't an electric fence.'

Yes, she says, 'I remember it well.'

OK,' he says, 'How about taking a stroll around there again and we can do it for old time's sake?'

Oh Jim, you old devil, that sounds like a crazy, but good idea!'

The policeman is amazed. He thinks he has learned something about life and old age that he didn't know..

So, as the couple passes, he says to them,' Excuse me, but that was something else. You must've had a fantastic sex life together. Is there some sort of secret to this?'

Shaking, the old man is barely, barely able to reply,
'Fifty years ago that wasn't an electric fence.'

Friday, June 21, 2013

Running Nude

A woman was having a daytime affair while her husband was at work.

One rainy day she was in bed with her boyfriend when, to her horror,

she heard her husband's car pull into the driveway. 'Oh my God - Hurry!

Grab your clothes and jump out the window. My husband's home early!'
'I can't jump out the window. It's raining out there!'

'If my husband catches us in here, he'll kill us both!' she replied. 'He's got

a hot temper and a gun, so the rain is the least of your problems!'

So the boyfriend scoots out of bed, grabs his clothes and jumps out the

window! As he ran down the street in the pouring rain, he quickly

discovered he had run right into the middle of the town's annual marathon,

so he started running along beside the others, about 300 of them.

Being naked, with his clothes tucked under his arm, he tried to blend in

as best he could. After a little while a small group of runners who had

been watching him with some curiosity, jogged closer. Do you always

run in the nude?' one asked.

'Oh yes!' he replied, gasping in air. 'It feels so wonderfully free!'
Another runner moved a long side. 'Do you always run carrying your

clothes with you under your arm?'
'Oh, yes' our friend answered breathlessly. 'That way I can get

dressed right at the end of the run and get in my car to go home!'

Then a third runner cast his eyes a little lower and asked, 'Do you

always wear a condom when you run?'

'Nope. Just when it's raining.'

Thursday, June 20, 2013

Little Johnny

A shapely lady in a bikini walked into the ocean to take a swim. A large wave came up and washed over her, tearing off her bikini top. She came out of the surf with her arms folded across her chest. Little Johnny, playing in the sand looked up at her and said,"Lady, if you're going to drown those puppies, I'll take the one with the brown nose. "

Tuesday, June 18, 2013

KHHHKJ AGM Notice

AGM Notice: 18^th June 2013

AGM will be on Tuesday, 9th July 2013

Nomination close date: 25th June 2013.

Proposal should be in written form and given to ON SEC by Tuesday, 25th June 2013.

Saturday, June 15, 2013

Church Buletins

http://palmotivations.blogspot.com/2013/06/church-bulletins.html

WHAT CAUSES ARTHRITIS?

http://palmotivations.blogspot.com/2013/06/what-causes-arthritis.html

Thursday, June 13, 2013

This cracked me up

A HUSBAND IS AT HOME WATCHING A FOOTBALL GAME WHEN HIS WIFE INTERRUPTS,

HONEY, COULD YOU FIX THE LIGHT IN THE HALLWAY? IT'S BEEN FLICKERING FOR WEEKS NOW.
HE LOOKS AT HER AND SAYS ANGRILY, FIX THE LIGHTS NOW?
DOES IT LOOK LIKE I HAVE ENERGY AUSTRALIA WRITTEN ON MY FOREHEAD?
I DON'T THINK SO.

FINE,

THEN THE WIFE ASKS, WELL THEN, COULD YOU FIX THE FRIDGE DOOR? IT WON'T CLOSE RIGHT

TO WHICH HE REPLIED, FIX THE FRIDGE DOOR?
DOES IT LOOK LIKE I HAVE WESTINGHOUSE WRITTEN ON MY FOREHEAD?
I DON'T THINK SO

FINE, SHE SAYS THEN YOU COULD AT LEAST FIX THE STEPS TO THE FRONT DOOR?
THEY ARE ABOUT TO ! BREAK

I'M NOT A CARPENTER AND I DON'T WANT TO FIX STEPS.

HE SAYS, DOES IT LOOK LIKE I HAVE BUNNINGS WRITTEN ON MY FOREHEAD?
I DON'T THINK SO

I'VE HAD ENOUGH OF YOU. I'M GOING TO THE PUB!!!!

SO HE GOES TO THE PUB AND DRINKS FOR A COUPLE OF HOURS...............

HE STARTS TO FEEL GUILTY ABOUT HOW HE TREATED HIS WIFE, AND DECIDES TO GO HOME

AS HE WALKS INTO THE HOUSE HE NOTICES THAT THE STEPS ARE ALREADY FIXED.

AS HE ENTERS THE HOUSE , HE SEES THE HALL LIGHT IS WORKING

AS HE GOES TO GET A BEER, HE NOTICES THE FRIDGE DOOR IS FIXED.

HONEY, HE ASKS, HOW'D ALL THIS GET FIXED?

SHE SAID, WELL, WHEN YOU LEFT I SAT OUTSIDE AND CRIED.

JUST THEN A NICE YOUNG MAN ASKED ME WHAT WAS WRONG, AND I TOLD HIM.

HE OFFERED TO DO ALL THE REPAIRS, AND ALL I HAD TO DO WAS EITHER GO TO BED WITH HIM OR BAKE A CAKE.

HE SAID, SO WHAT KIND OF CAKE DID YOU ! BAKE?

SHE REPLIED, HELLOOOOO..
DO YOU SEE SARA LEE WRITTEN ON MY FOREHEAD?
I DON'T THINK SO!

Monday, June 10, 2013

Run #878,Tue 11 Jun

Hare: Drummer,
Run Site: Bukit Gasing,
Please RSVP to Drummer at +6016-2115890.
Details at khhhkj.blogspot.com
ON ON

Tuesday, June 4, 2013

Run #877,Tue 04 Jun,

Hare: Cool Roy,
Run Site: Kota Kemuning,
Please RSVP to Cool Roy at +6012-3089355.

Monday, June 3, 2013

KHHHKJ Committee Meeting 040413 Minutes

Dear KHHHKJ Members, attached is the last KHHHKJ Committee Meeting Minutes. Check your email.

Our Next Meeting is on 6^th June 2013 at PJ Club at 7:30pm. All committee members must attend. Other members are encouraged to attend.

The Proposed agenda is as follows:

a) Review and Adopt previous meeting minutes

b) Members Applying for leave

c) Probation Member status

d) Birthday and 888 Run

e) Current year accounts to be closed on 30^th June and submitted to auditors.

f) AGM will be on Tuesday, 9^th July 2013

a. Nomination Start and close date

g) Other Matters

If you have any other matters that you think should be included, please let me know early otherwise we will discuss it under other matters.

Take care..

Regards

Itchy Finger, ON SEC

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Sunday, June 2, 2013

Sign outside a Silicone Breast Implant Clinic in Karachi:

If nature has given you "lemons",
we will re-arrange the alphabets &
convert them into "melons"

Friday, May 31, 2013

Breakfast In Rome

Four Catholic men and a Catholic woman were having coffee in St. Peter's Square.

The first Catholic man tells his friends, "My son is a priest. When he walks into a room, everyone calls him 'Father'."

The second Catholic man chirps, "My son is a Bishop. When he walks into a room people call him 'Your Grace'."

The third Catholic gent says, "My son is a Cardinal. When he enters a room everyone bows their head and says 'Your Eminence'."

The fourth Catholic man says very proudly, "My son is the Pope. When he walks into a room people call him 'Your Holiness'."

Since the lone Catholic woman was sipping her coffee in silence, the four men give her a subtle,"Well....?"

She proudly replies, "I have a daughter,

SLIM
TALL
38D BREASTS
24" WAIST and
36" HIPS.

When she walks into a room, people say, "Jesus Christ!".

Thursday, May 30, 2013

Obedient Wives Club

http://youtu.be/4JoJLnT8zCk

Monday, May 27, 2013

KHHHKJ Run #876,Tue 28 May

Run #876,Tue 28 May,
Hare: Sisyen,
Run Site: Wawasan,Puchong,
Please RSVP to Sisyen at +6013-3386919.
Details at khhhkj.blogspot.com ON ON

Wednesday, May 22, 2013

KHHHKJ Run Schedule

Dear Harimaus, please take note of your run date. There will be adjustments if someone goes on leave or resigns.

Take care..

Regards

Palani

PAL Vision Associates

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H/P:0123063994 Off:03-79635075 Fax:03-67315603

Address: 12B5H, Plaza Sungai Mas, 5^th Mile Jalan Ipoh, 51200 Kuala Lumpur

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Tuesday, May 21, 2013

KHHHKJ Run #875,Tue 21 May

Run #875,Tue 21 May,
Hare: Hmm Mia,
Run Site: Padang Merbok, Gasing,
Please RSVP to Hmm Mia at +6014-6270396.
Details at khhhkj.blogspot.com

Friday, May 10, 2013

KHHHKJ Run #874,Tue 14 May

Run #874,Tue 14 May,

Hare: Half Boil ,

Run Site: Bukit Gasing,

Please RSVP to Half Boil at +6012-6902839.

Details at khhhkj.blogspot.com

ON ON -Itchy Finger

Song - Harimau varuthu

Harimau varuthu, Harimau varuthu

Naveru naveru villagu villagu, Naveru naveru villagu villagu

Kottai yellam suringiruchi, Mandai yellam verthirichi

Vodi vara Harimau, Paaathu navuru navuru

Villagu villagu , Villagu villagu ON ON !!!!!!!!!

Queen & Dragon slayer

Once upon a time lived a beautiful Queen with voluptuous breasts. Nick the Dragon Slayer was obsessed over the Queen for this reason. He knew that the penalty for his desire would be death should he try to touch them, but he had to try.

One day Nick revealed his secret desire to his colleague, Horatio the Physician, the King ' s chief doctor. Horatio thought about this and said that he could arrange for Nick to more than satisfy his desire, but it would cost him 1000 gold coins to arrange it. Without pause Nick readily agreed to the scheme.

The next day, Horatio made a batch of itching powder and poured a little bit into the Queen ' s brassiere while she bathed. Soon after she dressed, the itching commenced and grew intense. Upon being summoned to the Royal Chambers to address this incident, Horatio informed the King and Queen that only a special saliva, if applied for four hours, would cure this type of itch, and that tests had shown that only the saliva of Nick would work as the antidote to cure the itch. The King quickly summoned Nick. Horatio then slipped Nick the antidote for the itching powder, which he put into his mouth, and for the next four hours, Nick worked passionately on the Queen's voluptuous and magnificent breasts. The Queen's itching was eventually relieved, and Nick left satisfied and hailed as a hero.

Upon returning to his chamber, Nick found Horatio demanding his payment of 1,000 gold coins. With his obsession now satisfied, Nick couldn't have cared less and, knowing that Horatio could never report this matter to the King, and with a laugh told him to get lost. The next day, Horatio slipped a massive dose of the same itching powder into the King ' s underwear, esp in the area nearest the arse. The King immediately summoned Nick.

The moral of the story - Pay your bills

Monday, May 6, 2013

KHHHKJ Run #873,Tue 07 May

Run #873,Tue 07 May,

Hare: Sagalan,

Run Site: Pantai Hill Park,

Please RSVP to Sagalan at +6012-2330556.

Details at khhhkj.blogspot.com

Monday, April 29, 2013

KHHHKJ Run #872,Tue 30 Apr

Run #872,Tue 30 Apr,
Hare: Rojak,
Run Site: Sri Bintang,
Please RSVP to Rojak at +6012-3982323.
Details at khhhkj.blogspot.com
ON ON -Itchy Finger

Monday, April 22, 2013

KHHHKJ Run #871,Tue 23 Apr

Run #871,Tue 23 Apr,
Hare: Speedy,
Run Site: Jalan Industri USJ 1/8,
Please RSVP to Speedy at +60123150644.

Tuesday, April 16, 2013

College

On the first day of college, the Dean addressed thestudents, pointing out some of the rules, saying, "Thefemale dormitory will be out-of-bounds for all malestudents, and the male dormitory to the female students.Anyone caught breaking this rule once will be fined $50."He continued, "Anyone caught breaking this rule a secondtime will be fined $150. Being caught a third time will incur a hefty fine of $400. Are there any questions?"At this point, a male student in the crowd inquired, "How much for a season pass?"

Obsessions

A psychiatrist was conducting a group therapy session with four young mothers and their small children. "You all have obsessions," he observed.

To the first mother, Mary, he said, "You are obsessed with eating. You've even named your daughter Candy."

He turned to the second Mom, Ann: "Your obsession is with money. Again, it manifests itself in your child's name, Penny."

He turned to the third Mom, Joyce: "Your obsession is alcohol. This too shows itself in your child's name, Brandy."

At this point, the fourth mother, Kathy, quietly got up, took her little boy by the hand and whispered, "Come on, Dick, we're leaving."

Monday, April 15, 2013

KHHHKJ Run #870,Tue 16 Apr

Run #870,Tue 16 Apr,

Hare: Danger Dave,

Run Site: Bukit Gasing,

Please RSVP to Danger Dave at +6019-2406331.

Regards
Pal ( Itchy Finger )
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Monday, April 8, 2013

KHHHKJ Run #869,Tue 09 Apr

Run #869,Tue 09 Apr,

Hare: Big John ,

Run Site: Kota Kemuning,

Please RSVP to Big John at +6012-2962943.

Details at khhhkj.blogspot.com

Take Care

Regards

Itchy Finger

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Monday, April 1, 2013

KHHHKJ Run #868,Tue 02 Apr

Hare: Guru,

Run Site: Wawasan, Puchong,

Please RSVP to Guru at +6019-3388972.

Details at http://khhhkj.blogspot.com

ON ON -Itchy Finger

Regards
Palani
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e: palani.nn@gmail.com w: palvision.blogspot.com

Wednesday, March 27, 2013

The sensuous wife

"Have you ever seen a twenty dollar bill all crumpled up?" asked the wife.

"No," said her husband.

She gave him a sexy little smile, slowly reached into her cleavage and pulled
out a crumpled twenty dollar bill.

"Have you ever seen a fifty all crumpled up?" she asked.
"Uh, no," he said.

She gave him another sexy little smile, seductively reached into her
panties and pulled out a crumpled fifty dollar bill.

"Now," she said, "Have you ever seen 40,000 dollars all crumpled up?"

"No," he said, now really intrigued…

"Well, go look in the garage...

Tuesday, March 26, 2013

KHHHKJ Run #867,Tue 26 Mar

Run #867,Tue 26 Mar,

Hare: Loyar Burok ,

Run Site: Bukit Subang,

Please RSVP and state your contribution to Loyar Burok at +6012-3395176.

Run Site Map… https://maps.google.com/maps?q=3.173173,101.510246

http://khhhkj.blogspot.com

Regards
Palani (Itchy Finger )
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Wednesday, March 20, 2013

Nag! Nag! Nag

An attorney arrived home late, after a very tough day trying to get a stay of execution. His last minute plea for clemency to the governor had failed and he was feeling worn out and depressed ....

As soon as he walked through the door at home, his wife started on him about,--- 'What time of night to be getting home is this? Where have you been? Dinner is cold and I'm not reheating it'. And on and on and on.

Too shattered to play his usual role in this familiar ritual, he poured himself a shot of whiskey and headed off for a long hot soak in the
bathtub, pursued by the predictable sarcastic remarks as he dragged himself up the stairs.

While he was in the bath, the phone rang. The wife answered and was told that her husband's client, James Wright, had been granted a stay of execution after all. Wright would not be hanged tonight.

Finally realizing what a terrible day he must have had, she decided to go up stairs and give him the good news.

As she opened the bathroom door, she was greeted by the sight of her husband, bent over naked, drying his legs and feet.
'They're not hanging Wright tonight,' she said.

He whirled around and screamed, 'FOR THE LOVE OF GOD WOMAN, DON'T YOU EVER STOP?!'

Sunday, March 17, 2013

KHHHKJ Run #866,19/03/13

Run #866,19/03/13,

Hare: Lampa Chi,

Run Site: Jalan Sempadan Batu 7, Kampung Batu 8 Sijangkang,Telok Panglima Garang.

Please RSVP and state your contribution to Lampa Chi at +6019-3221591

Run Site : https://maps.google.com/?source=friendlink&q=2.949824,101.428032

http://khhhkj.blogspot.com

Regards
Palani
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e: palani.nn@gmail.com w: palvision.blogspot.com

Monday, March 11, 2013

KHHHKJ Run #865,Tue 12 Mar

Run #865,Tue 12 Mar,

Hare: MacGyver,

Run Site: Pantai Hill Park,

Please RSVP and state your contribution to MacGyver at +6016-3399466.

ON ON -Itchy Finger

Run Site Map… https://maps.google.com/maps?q=3.104523,101.66129

http://khhhkj.blogspot.com

Regards
Palani (Itchy Finger )
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Monday, March 4, 2013

KHHHKJ Run #864,Tue 05 Mar

Run #864,Tue 05 Mar,

Hare: Kelam Kabut ,

Run Site: Padang Merbok, Gasing,

Please RSVP to Kelam Kabut at +6012-2848693.

http://khhhkj.blogspot.com

Regards
Palani (Itchy Finger )
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Friday, March 1, 2013

Irish Nuns

Two Irish nuns have just arrived in USA by boat, and one says to the other, "I hear that the people in this country actually eat dogs."

"Odd," her companion replies, "but if we shall live in America , we might as well do as the Americans do."

As they sit, they hear a push cart vendor yelling, "Hot Dogs, get your dogs here," and they both walk towards the hot dog cart.

Two dogs, please!," says one. The vendor is very pleased to oblige, wraps both hot dogs in foil and hands them over.. Excited, the nuns hurry
to a bench and begin to unwrap their 'dogs.'

The mother superior is first to open hers.

She begins to blush, and then after staring at it for a moment, leans to the other Nun and in a soft brogue whispers.

"What part did you get?"

Wednesday, February 27, 2013

Costume party

A guy goes into a costume shop. He says,
"I'm going to a costume party, I want to go as Adam. " The girl brings out a fig leaf. He says, "Not big enough. "
She brings out a bigger one. He says, "Still not big enough. "
She brings out a huge fig leaf. He says, "Still not big enough. "
She says, "Listen, Ace, why don't you just throw it over your shoulder and go as a gasoline pump? "

Tuesday, February 26, 2013

KHHHKJ Run #863

Run #863,Tue 26 Feb,

Hare: Jaga Kereta ,

Run Site: Bukit Gasing,

Please RSVP to Jaga Kereta at +60122975706.

ON ON -Itchy Finger

Friday, February 22, 2013

HARIMAU SONG

We are the Hashers, Harimau Hashers
Together, we gather for a fun run

Tuesdays our day we feel it,
we conquer hills believe it

Chorus

Harimau harimau yeh yeh
Harimau harimau Oh oh
Kelab hash of house Hari Harimau,
We are the harimau

Monday, February 18, 2013

Jokes

"Ever since we got married, my wife has tried to change me. She got me to stop drinking, smoking and running around until all hours of the night. She taught me how to dress well, enjoy the fine arts, gourmet cooking, classical music, even how to invest in the stock market. "
"Sounds like you may be bitter because she changed you so drastically," remarked his friend.
"I'm not bitter. Now that I'm so improved, she just isn't good enough for me. "