Monday, November 16, 2015

KHHHKJ Run#1005 17/11/15

Run #1005,Tue 17 Nov,
Hare: Teksi Sesat,
Run Site: Padang Merbok, Taman Petaling.
GPS Coordinates: 3.086852,101.654469.
Please RSVP to Teksi Sesat at +6016-3691641.
Details at khhhkj.blogspot.com.
Guest Fee RM 40. Please bring your own torch light and other utencils. ON ON
PAL HMS Ver 6.0.35

Tuesday, November 3, 2015

One bucket of water & one bucket of liquor are placed in front of a donkey.

Donkey drinks water & leaves the place.

Teacher then questions students " What do you learn"?

Students answer - One who does not drink liquor , is a donkey.
   

Monday, November 2, 2015

KHHHKJ Run#1003 03/11/15

Run #1003,Tue 03 Nov,
Hare: Casino,
Run Site: Taman Rakyat, Klang.
GPS Coordinates: 3.021124,101.448478.
Please RSVP to Casino at +6019-2271923.
Details at khhhkj.blogspot.com.
Guest Fee RM 40. Please bring your own torch light and other utencils. ON ON
PAL HMS Ver 6.0.34

Monday, October 26, 2015

KHHHKJ Run#1002 27/10/15

Run #1002,Tue 27 Oct,
Hare: Sisyen,
Run Site: Bukit Gasing Tower.
GPS Coordinates: 3.091978,101.658428.
Please RSVP to Sisyen at +6013-3386919.
Details at khhhkj.blogspot.com.
Guest Fee RM 40. Please bring your own torch light and other utencils. ON ON
PAL HMS Ver 6.0.34

Monday, October 19, 2015

KHHHKJ Run#1001 20/10/15

Run #1001,Tue 20 Oct,
Hare: Rakan Cop,
Run Site: Taman Rimba Templer.
GPS Coordinates: 2.949824,101.428032.
Please RSVP to Rakan Cop at +6019-6163255.
Details at khhhkj.blogspot.com.
Guest Fee RM 40. Please bring your own torch light and other utencils. ON ON
PAL HMS Ver 6.0.33

Thursday, October 15, 2015

1000 Run Important notice

Hashers and guests please be informed that Taman Pertanian Shah Alam has cancelled our 1000th Celebration Event venue due to violation of park rules by earlier hash chapters. We were only informed today. 

Our new venue is Bukit Hatamas Cheras & the days itinerary remains the same.
Kindly inform your members accordingly and we are sorry for any inconvenience caused.

For assistance pls call
GM Rojak 0123982323
OC Bapak Blog 0122085254
Asst OC Itchy Finger 0123063994

Tq and see you all.
For Direction
Bukit Hatamas Cheras - 
N 3°5'40.0596", E 101°46'2.5176"
3.0944668,101.7651776
Cheras 9 Miles, Selangor, Malaysia

Google Maps Coordinates

Jalan Bukit Hatamas, Cheras, Drive there using Waze: https://waze.to/lr/hw283eenfh
   

Monday, October 12, 2015

KHHHKJ Run#1000 13/10/15

Run #1000,Tue 13 Oct,
Hare: Rojak,
Run Site: Bukit Gasing Play Ground.

Please RSVP to Rojak at +6012-3982323.
Details at khhhkj.blogspot.com.
Guest Fee RM 40. Please bring your own torch light and other utencils. ON ON
PAL HMS Ver 6.0.33

Monday, October 5, 2015

KHHHKJ Run#999 06/10/15

Run #999,Tue 06 Oct,
Hare: Hmm Mia,
Run Site: Padang Merbok, Taman Petaling.
GPS Coordinates: 3.086852,101.654469.
Please RSVP to Hmm Mia at +6014-6270396.
Details at khhhkj.blogspot.com.
Guest Fee RM 40. Please bring your own torch light and other utencils. ON ON
PAL HMS Ver 6.0.32

Tuesday, September 29, 2015

KHHHKJ Run#998 29/09/15

Run #998,Tue 29 Sep,
Hare: Kechik,
Run Site: Bukit Gasing Play Ground.

Please RSVP to Kechik at +60102128744.
Details at khhhkj.blogspot.com.
Guest Fee RM 40. Please bring your own torch light and other utencils. Last week of every month wear your Sarong. ON ON
PAL HMS Ver 6.0.32

Monday, September 21, 2015

KHHHKJ Run#997 22/09/15

Run #997,Tue 22 Sep,
Hare: Lampa Chi,
Run Site: Wawasan,Puchong.
GPS Coordinates: 3.025324,101.629746.
Please RSVP to Lampa Chi at +60137551929.
Details at khhhkj.blogspot.com.
Guest Fee RM 40. Please bring your own torch light and other utencils. ON ON
PAL HMS Ver 6.0.32

Monday, September 14, 2015

KHHHKJ Run#996 15/09/15

Run #996,Tue 15 Sep,
Hare: Vampire,
Run Site: Bukit Subang.
GPS Coordinates: 3.173173,101.510246.
Please RSVP to Vampire at +6012-2290102.
Details at khhhkj.blogspot.com.
Guest Fee RM 40. Please bring your own torch light and other utencils. ON ON
PAL HMS Ver 6.0.32

Monday, September 7, 2015

KHHHKJ Run#995 08/09/15

Run #995,Tue 08 Sep,
Hare: Cool Roy,
Run Site: Kota Kemuning.
GPS Coordinates: 2.97924,101.550978.
Please RSVP to Cool Roy at +6012-3089355.
Details at khhhkj.blogspot.com.
Guest Fee RM 40. Please bring your own torch light and other utencils. ON ON
PAL HMS Ver 6.0.32

Tuesday, September 1, 2015

KHHHKJ Run#994 01/09/15

Run #994,Tue 01 Sep,
Hare: Road Runner,
Run Site: Padang Merbok, Taman Petaling.
GPS Coordinates: 3.086852,101.654469.
Please RSVP to Road Runner at +60149344307.
Details at khhhkj.blogspot.com.
Guest Fee RM 40. Please bring a torch light. ON ON
PAL HMS Ver 6.0.32

Monday, August 24, 2015

KHHHKJ Run#993 25/08/15

Run #993,Tue 25 Aug,
Hare: Foot Loose,
Run Site: Bukit Gasing Play Ground.

Please RSVP to Foot Loose at +60172265457.
Details at khhhkj.blogspot.com.
Guest Fee RM 40. Please bring a torch light. ON ON
PAL HMS Ver 6.0.31

Saturday, August 22, 2015

KHHHKJ Run#993 25/08/15

Run #993,Tue 25 Aug,
Hare:Foot Loose,
Run Site: Bukit Gasing Play Ground.

Please RSVP to Foot Loose at +60172265457.
Details at khhhkj.blogspot.com.
Guest Fee RM 40. Please bring a torch light. ON ON

Thursday, August 13, 2015

KHHHKJ Run#992 18/08/15

Run #992,Tue 18 Aug,
Hare:Guinness,
Run Site: Alam Damai.
GPS Coordinates: 3.061222,101.743389.
Please RSVP to Guinness at +60122549181.
Details at khhhkj.blogspot.com.
Guest Fee RM 40. Please bring a torch light. ON ON

Monday, August 10, 2015

KHHHKJ Run#991 11/08/15

Run #991,Tue 11 Aug,Hare: Danger Dave ,Run Site: Bukit Gasing Tower,Please RSVP to Danger Dave at +6019-2406331.Details at khhhkj.blogspot.com . GPS Coordinates: 3.091978,101.658428, Guest Fee RM 40. Please bring a torch light. ON ON

Wednesday, August 5, 2015

RUN#990 - Guru's Run at Taman Wawasan

Jalan Wawasan 5/1, Pusat Bandar Puchong, 47100 Puchong, Selangor, Malaysia  - 3.025324, 101.629746

 

 

Pictures courtesy of Bapak Blog.

 

Tuesday, August 4, 2015

KHHHKJ Run#990 04/08/15

Run #990,Tue 04 Aug,Hare: Guru ,Run Site: Wawasan,Puchong,Please RSVP to Guru at +6019-3388972.Details at khhhkj.blogspot.com ON ON Guest Fee RM 40. ON ON

Friday, July 24, 2015

KHHHKJ Run#989 28/07/15

Run #989,Tue 28 Jul,KHHHKJ AJK Run ,Run Site: Padang Merbok, Gasing,Please RSVP to Danger Dave at +6019-2406331.Details at khhhkj.blogspot.com ON ON

Monday, July 20, 2015

KHHHKJ Run#988 21/07/15

Run #988,Tue 21 Jul,KHHHKJ ON Sec, ON Cash & Assistants Run ,Run Site: Taman Rimba Templer,Please RSVP to Bapak Blog at +60122085254.Details at khhhkj.blogspot.com ON ON

Monday, July 13, 2015

KHHHKJ Run#987 14/07/15

Run #987,Tue 14 Jul,KHHHKJ GM & JM Run ,Run Site: Play Ground Bukit Gasing,Please RSVP to Rojak at +6012-3982323.Details at khhhkj.blogspot.com ON ON

Saturday, July 4, 2015

KHHHKJ Run#986 07/07/15

Run #986,Tue 07 Jul,KHHHKJ AGM Run ,Run Site: Bukit Gasing,Please RSVP to Rakan Cop at +6019-6163255.Details at khhhkj.blogspot.com ON ON

Tuesday, June 30, 2015

KHHHKJ Run#985 30/06/15

Run #985,Tue 30 Jun,Hare: Big John ,Run Site: Taman Rakyat, Klang,Please RSVP to Big John at +6012-2962943.Details at khhhkj.blogspot.com ON ON

Tuesday, June 23, 2015

Tuesday, June 9, 2015

The Hash House at Hash Heritage

The Hash House: Development - Hash Heritage Foundation - https://sites.google.com/site/hashhousefoundation/management-committee/the-hash-house-development

KHHHKJ Run#982 09/06/15

Run #982,Tue 09 Jun,Hare: Speaker ,Run Site: Hash Heritage, TTDI, Kuala Lumpur,Please RSVP to Speaker at +60162651678.Details at khhhkj.blogspot.com ON ON

Monday, June 1, 2015

KHHHKJ Run#981 02/06/15

Run #981,Tue 02 Jun,Hare: Bouncer ,Run Site: Bukit Gasing,Please RSVP to Bouncer at +60162382305.Details at khhhkj.blogspot.com ON ON

Tuesday, May 26, 2015

KHHHKJ Run#980 26/05/15

Run #980,Tue 26 May,Hare: Gajah ,Run Site: Padang Merbok, Gasing,Please RSVP to Gajah at +60166204058.Details at khhhkj.blogspot.com ON ON

Tuesday, May 12, 2015

KHHHKJ Run#978 12/05/15

Run #978,Tue 12 May,Hare: Speedlane ,Run Site: Bukit Gasing,Please RSVP to Speedlane at +60102320370.Details at khhhkj.blogspot.com ON ON

Monday, May 4, 2015

KHHHKJ Run#977 05/05/15

Run #977,Tue 05 May,Hare: Mgr ,Run Site: Kota Kemuning,Please RSVP to Mgr at +60192141864.Details at khhhkj.blogspot.com ON ON

KHHHKJ Run#976 28/04/15

Run #976,Tue 28 Apr,KHHHKJ Volunteer Run ,Run Site: Bukit Gasing,Please RSVP to Big John at +6012-2962943.Details at khhhkj.blogspot.com ON ON

Tuesday, April 28, 2015

KHHHKJ Run#976 28/04/15

Run #976,Tue 28 Apr,KHHHKJ Volunteer Run ,Run Site: Bukit Gasing,Please RSVP to Big John at +6012-2962943.Details at khhhkj.blogspot.com ON ON

Friday, April 24, 2015

KHHHKJ Run#976 28/04/15

Run #976,Tue 28 Apr,KHHHKJ Volunteer Run ,Run Site: Bukit Gasing,Please RSVP to Big John at +6012-2962943.Details at khhhkj.blogspot.com ON ON

Monday, April 20, 2015

KHHHKJ Run#975 21/04/15

Run #975,Tue 21 Apr,Hare: Romeo, ,Run Site: Khunthai Restaurant 7th Mile Jalan Banting,Please RSVP to Romeo at +60107819733.Details at khhhkj.blogspot.com ON ON

Friday, April 10, 2015

Joke

Banta: why are you hospitalized?

Santa: My neighbours wife's cat was attacking my chickens. And I just told my neighbour about it and he beat me like hell…

Banta: what did you actually say????

Santa: "Control your wife's pussy. She is crazy about my cock..!"

Wednesday, April 8, 2015

KHHHKJ Run#974 14/04/15

Run #974,Tue 14 Apr,Hare: MacGyver, Tamil New Year ,Run Site: Play Ground Bukit Gasing,Please RSVP to MacGyver at +6016-3399466.Details at khhhkj.blogspot.com ON ON

Friday, April 3, 2015

KHHHKJ Run#974 14/04/15

Run #974,Tue 14 Apr,Hare: MacGyver, Tamil New Year ,Run Site: Play Ground Bukit Gasing,Please RSVP to MacGyver at +6016-3399466.Details at khhhkj.blogspot.com ON ON

KHHHKJ Run#973 07/04/15

Run #973,Tue 07 Apr,Hare: Bapak Blog, ,Run Site: Padang Merbok, Gasing,Please RSVP to Bapak Blog at +60122085254.Details at khhhkj.blogspot.com ON ON

KHHHKJ Run#972 31/03/15

Run #972,Tue 31 Mar,Hare: Em Sap Man, ,Run Site: Bukit Gasing,Please RSVP to Em Sap Man at +6012-3100261.Details at khhhkj.blogspot.com ON ON

Beer

Sunday, March 29, 2015

KHHHKJ Run#972 31/03/15

Run #972,Tue 31 Mar,Hare: Em Sap Man, ,Run Site: Bukit Gasing,Please RSVP to Em Sap Man at +6012-3100261.Details at khhhkj.blogspot.com ON ON

Thursday, March 5, 2015

KHHHKJ Run#971 24/03/15

Run #971,Tue 24 Mar,Hare: Invisible, ,Run Site: Bukit Belinbing Belakong,Please RSVP to Invisible at +60126317186.Details at khhhkj.blogspot.com ON ON

KHHHKJ Run#970 17/03/15

Run #970,Tue 17 Mar,Hare: Itchy Finger, ,Run Site: Padang Merbok, Gasing,Please RSVP to Itchy Finger at +6012-3063994.Details at khhhkj.blogspot.com ON ON

KHHHKJ Run#969 10/03/15

Run #969,Tue 10 Mar,Hare: Teksi Sesat, ,Run Site: Play Ground Bukit Gasing,Please RSVP to Teksi Sesat at +6016-3691641.Details at khhhkj.blogspot.com ON ON

Monday, March 2, 2015

KHHHKJ Run#971 24/03/15

Run #971,Tue 24 Mar,Hare: Invisible, ,Run Site: Bukit Belinbing Belakong,Please RSVP to Invisible at +60126317186.Details at khhhkj.blogspot.com ON ON

KHHHKJ Run#970 17/03/15

Run #970,Tue 17 Mar,Hare: Itchy Finger, ,Run Site: Padang Merbok, Gasing,Please RSVP to Itchy Finger at +6012-3063994.Details at khhhkj.blogspot.com ON ON

Monday, February 16, 2015

KHHHKJ Run#966 17/02/15

Run #966,Tue 17 Feb,Hare: Transporter, ,Run Site: Crocodile Farm,Lake View Subang ,Please RSVP to Transporter at +60133725627.Details at khhhkj.blogspot.com ON ON

Thursday, February 5, 2015

KHHHKJ Run#965 10/02/15

Run #965,Tue 10 Feb,Hare: Casino, Birthday Run ,Run Site: Taman Rakyat,Please RSVP to Casino at +6019-2271923.Details at khhhkj.blogspot.com ON ON

Saturday, January 31, 2015

KHHHKJ Run#964 03/02/15

Run #964,Tue 03 Feb,KHHHKJ Volunteer Run, Volunteer Run ,Run Site: Bukit Gasing,Please RSVP to Big John at +6012-2962943.Details at khhhkj.blogspot.com ON ON

Monday, January 26, 2015

KHHHKJ Run#963 27/01/15

Run #963,Tue 27 Jan,Hare: Sisyen, ,Run Site: Padang Merbok, Gasing,Please RSVP to Sisyen at +6013-3386919.Details at khhhkj.blogspot.com ON ON

Tuesday, January 20, 2015

KHHHKJ Run#962 20/01/15

Run #962,Tue 20 Jan,Hare: Rakan Cop, ,Run Site: Templer Park,Please RSVP to Rakan Cop at +6019-6163255.Details at khhhkj.blogspot.com ON ON

Monday, January 12, 2015

KHHHKJ Run#961 13/01/15

Run #961,Tue 13 Jan,Hare: Rojak, ,Run Site: Pantai Hill Park,Please RSVP to Rojak at +6012-3982323.Details at khhhkj.blogspot.com ON ON

Saturday, November 22, 2014

Sad news..

Please be informed that our new KHHHKJ hasher Tripper@Supramaniam@ aka Appu, passed away last night. The funeral service will be at 2pm today Saturday 22nd Nov.
The address is 205, BLOCK C, PJS 7/15, BANDAR SUNWAY, PJ. Cortege leaves for Simpang Lima, Klang
Our deepest condolences from KHHHKJ Harimau Brothers

Thursday, November 20, 2014

KHHHKJ Run#954 25/11/14

Run #954,Tue 25 Nov,Hare: Kechik, Birthday Run ,Run Site: Bukit Gasing,Please RSVP to Kechik at +60102128744.Details at khhhkj.blogspot.com ON ON

Monday, November 17, 2014

KHHHKJ Run#953 18/11/14

Run #953,Tue 18 Nov,Hare: Foot Loose, Virgin Run ,Run Site: Kota Kemuning,Please RSVP to Foot Loose at +60172265457.Details at khhhkj.blogspot.com ON ON

Sunday, November 9, 2014

KHHHKJ Run#952 11/11/14

Run #952,Tue 11 Nov,Hare: Guinness, Virgin Run ,Run Site: Alam Damai,Please RSVP to Guinness at +60122549181.Details at khhhkj.blogspot.com ON ON

Friday, November 7, 2014

KHHHKJ Run#952 11/11/14

Run #952,Tue 11 Nov,Hare: Guinness, Virgin Run ,Run Site: Alam Damai,Please RSVP to Guinness at +60122549181.Details at khhhkj.blogspot.com ON ON

Thursday, November 6, 2014

KHHHKJ Run#951 04/11/14

Run #951,Tue 04 Nov,Hare: Danger Dave, Deepavali Run ,Run Site: Padang Merbok, Gasing,Please RSVP to Danger Dave at +6019-2406331.Details at khhhkj.blogspot.com ON ON

Tuesday, November 4, 2014

KHHHKJ Run#951 04/11/14

Run #951,Tue 04 Nov,Hare: Danger Dave, Deepavali Run ,Run Site: Padang Merbok, Gasing,Please RSVP to Danger Dave at +6019-2406331.Details at khhhkj.blogspot.com ON ON

Monday, October 13, 2014

KHHHKJ Run#948 14/10/14

Run #948,Tue 14 Oct,
Hare: Speedy, October Fest.,
Run Site: USJ 1 Subang Jaya,
Please RSVP to Speedy at +60123150644.
Details at khhhkj.blogspot.com
ON ON

Thursday, October 2, 2014

KHHHKJ Run#947 07/10/14

Run #947,Tue 07 Oct,Hare: Big John  ,Run Site: Bandar Baru Sunway,Please RSVP to Big John at +6012-2962943.Details at khhhkj.blogspot.com ON ON

Tuesday, August 26, 2014

KHHHKJ Run# 941

KHHHKJ Run No.941 
Hare Mgr's
Run site KOTA KEMUNING
Please RSVP to Mgr.

Monday, August 18, 2014

KHHHKJ Run#940 16/09/14

Run #940,Tue 19 Aug,Hare: Gajah  ,Run Site: Crocodile Farm,Lake View Subang ,Please RSVP to Gajah at +60166204058.Details at khhhkj.blogspot.com ON ON

KHHHKJ Run#938 05/08/14

Run #938,Tue 05 Aug,Hare: Sagalan  ,Run Site: Bukit Gasing,Please RSVP to Sagalan at +6012-2330556.Details at khhhkj.blogspot.com ON ON

Monday, August 11, 2014

12/8 Romeo's Virgin Run Runsite.

Romeo's runsite address is
PADANG DAN TAMAN REAKREASI,
Persiaran Delima 2,
Bandar Parklands,
Bukit Tinggi 3, Klang.

Tuesday, August 5, 2014

KHHHKJ Run#938 05/08/14

Run #938,Tue 05 Aug,Hare: Sagalan  ,Run Site: Bukit Gasing,Please RSVP to Sagalan at +6012-2330556.Details at khhhkj.blogspot.com ON ON

Tuesday, July 29, 2014

KHHHKJ Run#937 29/07/14

Run #937,Tue 29 Jul,KHHHKJ AJK Run  ,Run Site: Kota Kemuning,Please RSVP to Hmm Mia at +6014-6270396.Details at khhhkj.blogspot.com ON ON

Tuesday, July 22, 2014

KHHHKJ Run#936 22/07/14

Run #936,Tue 22 Jul,KHHHKJ ON Sec, On Cash & Assistants Run  ,Run Site: Taman Rakyat,Please RSVP to Rakan Cop at +6019-6163255.Details at khhhkj.blogspot.com ON ON

Sunday, July 20, 2014

KHHHKJ Run#936 22/07/14

Run #936,Tue 22 Jul,KHHHKJ ON Sec, On Cash & Assistants Run  ,Run Site: Taman Rakyat,Please RSVP to Rakan Cop at +6019-6163255.Details at khhhkj.blogspot.com ON ON

Saturday, July 12, 2014

KHHHKJ Run#935 15/07/14

Run #935,Tue 15 Jul,KHHHKJ GM & JM Run  ,Run Site: Pantai Hill Park,Please RSVP to Itchy Finger at +6012-3063994.Details at khhhkj.blogspot.com ON ON

Monday, July 7, 2014

KHHHKJ Run#934 08/07/14

Run #934,Tue 08 Jul,KHHHKJ AGM Run  ,Run Site: Bukit Gasing,Please RSVP to Danger Dave at +6019-2406331.Details at khhhkj.blogspot.com ON ON

Monday, June 30, 2014

KHHHKJ Run#933 01/07/14

Run #933,Tue 01 Jul,Hare: MacGyver  ,Run Site: Padang Merbok, Gasing,Please RSVP to MacGyver at +6016-3399466.Details at khhhkj.blogspot.com ON ON

Monday, June 23, 2014

KHHHKJ Run#932 24/06/14

Run #932,Tue 24 Jun,Hare: Bapak Blog  ,Run Site: Templer Park,Please RSVP to Bapak Blog at +60122085254.Details at khhhkj.blogspot.com ON ON

Sunday, June 15, 2014

KHHHKJ Run#931 17/06/14

Run #931,Tue 17 Jun,Hare: Casino  ,Run Site: Kota Kemuning,Please RSVP to Casino at +6019-2271923.Details at khhhkj.blogspot.com ON ON

Monday, June 2, 2014

KHHHKJ Run#929 03/06/14


KHHHKJ Run#929 03/06/14
Run #929,Tue 03 Jun,Hare: Invisible  ,Run Site: Sri Sinar, Segambut ( Rojak's old runsite) ,Please RSVP to Invisible at +60126317186.



Saturday, May 24, 2014

KHHHKJ Run#928 27/05/14

Run #928,Tue 27 May,Hare: Itchy Finger  ,Run Site: Taman Merbok,Please RSVP to Itchy Finger at +6012-3063994.Details at khhhkj.blogspot.com ON ON

Monday, March 10, 2014

KHHHKJ Run#917 11/03/14

Run #917,Tue 11 Mar,Hare: Drummer  ,Run Site: Kota Kemuning,Please RSVP to Drummer at +6016-2115890.Details at khhhkj.blogspot.com ON ON

Monday, December 23, 2013

KHHHKJ Run#906 24/12/13

Run #906,Tue 24 Dec,Hare: Speedlane  ,Run Site: Bukit Gasing,Please RSVP to Speedlane at +6010-20666723.Details at khhhkj.blogspot.com ON ON




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Wednesday, November 27, 2013

Club 99

Once upon a time, there lived a King who, despite his luxurious lifestyle, was neither happy nor content.

One day, the King came upon a servant who was singing happily while he worked. This fascinated the King; why was he, the Supreme Ruler of the Land, unhappy and gloomy, while a lowly servant had so much joy.  The King asked the servant, 'Why are you so happy?'

The man replied, 'Your Majesty, I am nothing but a servant, but my family and I don't need too much - just a roof over our heads and warm food to fill our tummies.'

The king was not satisfied with that reply. Later in the day, he sought the advice of his most trusted advisor. After hearing the King's woes and the servant's' story, the advisor said, 'Your Majesty, I believe that the servant Has not been made part of The 99 Club.'

'The 99 Club? And what exactly is that?' the King inquired.

The advisor replied, 'Your Majesty, to truly know what The 99 Club is, place 99 Gold coins in a bag and leave it at this servant's doorstep.'

When the servant saw the bag, he took it into his house. When he opened the bag, he let out a great shout of joy... So many gold coins!

He began to count them. After several counts, he was at last convinced that there were 99 coins. He wondered, 'What could've happened to that last gold coin? Surely, no one would leave 99 coins!' He looked everywhere he could, but that final coin was elusive. Finally, exhausted he decided that he was going to have to work harder than ever to earn that gold coin and complete his collection.

From that day, the servant's life was changed. He was overworked, horribly grumpy, and castigated his family for not helping him make that 100th gold coin. He stopped singing while he worked.

Witnessing this drastic transformation, the King was puzzled. When he sought his advisor's help, the advisor said, 'Your Majesty, the servant has now officially joined The 99 Club.'

He continued, 'The 99 Club is a name given to those people who have enough To be happy but are never contented, because they're always yearning and striving for that extra 1 saying to themselves: 'Let me get that one final thing and then I will be happy for life.'

We can be happy, even with very little in our lives, but the minute we're given something bigger and better, we want even more! We lose our sleep, our happiness, we hurt the people around us; all these as a price for our growing needs and desires.

That's the 99 club.  
 
We can, perhaps all learn from this story - Stop worrying and enjoy life with what we have! 
Take care..

Regards
Palani
PAL Vision Associates
palani.nn@gmail.com ,http://palvision.blogspot.com/
H/P:0123063994 Off:03-79635075 Fax:03-67315603
Address: 12B5H, Plaza Sungai Mas, 5th Mile Jalan Ipoh, 51200 Kuala Lumpur.

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Monday, November 18, 2013

The Last Kiss

A really good one to lighten up your midweek blues!!!

Back on January 9th, a group of Pekin , Illinois bikers were riding west on I-74 when they saw a girl about to jump off the Murray Baker Bridge .
So they stopped.

George, their leader, a big burly man of 53, gets off his Harley, walks through a group of gawkers, past the State Trooper who was trying to talk her down off the railing, and says,
"Hey Baby.....whatcha doin' up there on that railin'?"
She says tearfully, "I'm going to commit suicide!!"
While he didn't want to appear "sensitive," George also didn't want to miss this "be-a-legend" opportunity either so he asked ..."Well, before you jump, Honey-Babe...why don't you give ole George here your best last kiss?"
So, with no hesitation at all, she leaned back over the railing and did just that ... and it was a long, deep, lingering kiss followed immediately by another even better one.
After they breathlessly finished, George gets a big thumbs-up approval from his biker-buddies, the onlookers, and even the State Trooper, and then says,
"Wow! That was the best kiss I have ever had, Honey!  That's a real talent you're wasting, Sugar Shorts. You could be famous if you rode with me. Why the hell are you committing suicide?"
"My parents don't like me dressing up like a girl."

It's still unclear whether she jumped or was pushed!

Thursday, November 7, 2013

SEX WITH AN OLDER MAN

When George  Burns was 97 years old he was interviewed by Oprah Winfrey, Oprah asked,'  

Mr. Burns, how do you carry so much energy with you? You are always working and at your age I think that is remarkable.'

Mr. Burns said, 'I just  take good care of myself and enjoy what I do when I do it.'

Oprah said, 'I understand you still do the sex thing, even at your age.'

George said, 'Of course I still do the sex thing, and I am quite good at it.'

Oprah said, 'I have never been with an older man, would you do it with me?'

So they had sex and when they finished Oprah said, 'I just don't believe I have ever been so satisfied, you are a remarkable man.'

George said, 'The second time is even better than the first time."

Oprah said, 'You can really do it again at your age?'

George said, 'Just let me sleep for 1/2 hour. You hold my testicles in your left hand and my penis in your right hand and wake me up in thirty minutes.'

When she woke him up, they again had great sex, and Oprah was beside herself with joy.

She said, 'Oh Mr. Burns, I am astounded that you could do a repeat performance and have it be better than the  first time.. At your age, Oh My, Oh.... My!!!'

George said that the third time would be even better. 'You just hold my testicles in your left hand and my penis in your right hand and wake me in thirty minutes.'

Oprah said, 'Does me holding you like that kind of recharge your batteries?'

George said, 'No, but the last time I had sex with a black woman she stole my wallet.'

  

What  a Twist!

 

Take care..

 

Regards

Palani

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Thursday, October 24, 2013

KHHHKJ Run#898 29/10/13

Run #898,Tue 29 Oct,Hare: Itchy Finger  ,Run Site: Bukit Gasing,Please RSVP to Itchy Finger at +6012-3063994.Details at khhhkj.blogspot.com ON ON

KHHHKJ Run#898 29/10/13

Run #898,Tue 29 Oct,Hare: Itchy Finger  ,Run Site:  ,Please RSVP to Itchy Finger at +6012-3063994.Details at khhhkj.blogspot.com ON ON

Monday, October 21, 2013

KHHHKJ 22/10/13 Run

22/10/13 KHHHKJ October Fest by Cellphone-0192172367, Run site: Kota Kemuning- 12 'OClock until last roundabout. Appreciate contributions.