Little Mary was not the best student in Sunday school. Usually she slept through the class. One day the teacher called on her while she was napping, "Tell me, Mary, who created the universe? " When Mary didn't stir, little Johnny, an altruistic boy seated in the chair behind her, took a pin and jabbed her in the rear. "God Almighty! " shouted Mary. The teacher said, "Very good! " and Mary fell back to sleep. A while later the teacher asked Mary, "Who is our Lord and Savior? ", but Mary didn't even stir from her slumber. Once again, Johnny came to the rescue and stuck her again. "Jesus Christ! " shouted Mary. The teacher said, "Very good! " and Mary fell back to sleep. Then the teacher asked Mary a third question, "What did Eve say to Adam after she had her twenty-third child? " Again, Johnny jabbed her with the pin. This time Mary jumped up and shouted, "If you stick that damn thing in me one more time, I'll break it in half! " The Teacher fainted."
Wednesday, November 28, 2012
Monday, November 26, 2012
The Bottle of Merlot
A man asked a waiter to take a bottle of Merlot to an unusually attractive woman sitting alone at a table in a cozy little restaurant.
So, the waiter took the Merlot to the woman and said, "This is from the gentleman who is seated over there."... and indicated the sender with a nod of his head.
She stared at the wine coolly for a few seconds, not looking at the man, then decided to send a reply to him by a note.
The waiter, who was lingering nearby for a response, took the note from her and conveyed it to the gentleman.
The note read: "For me to accept this bottle, you need to have a Mercedes in your garage, a million dollars in the bank and '7' inches in your pants."
After reading the note, the man decided to compose one of his own in return. He folded the note, handed it to the waiter and instructed him to deliver it to the lady.
It read: "Just to let you know things aren't always what they appear to be; I have a Ferrari Maranello, BMW Z8, Mercedes CL600, and a Porsche Turbo in my several garages;
So, the waiter took the Merlot to the woman and said, "This is from the gentleman who is seated over there."... and indicated the sender with a nod of his head.
She stared at the wine coolly for a few seconds, not looking at the man, then decided to send a reply to him by a note.
The waiter, who was lingering nearby for a response, took the note from her and conveyed it to the gentleman.
The note read: "For me to accept this bottle, you need to have a Mercedes in your garage, a million dollars in the bank and '7' inches in your pants."
After reading the note, the man decided to compose one of his own in return. He folded the note, handed it to the waiter and instructed him to deliver it to the lady.
It read: "Just to let you know things aren't always what they appear to be; I have a Ferrari Maranello, BMW Z8, Mercedes CL600, and a Porsche Turbo in my several garages;
I have beautiful homes in Aspen and Miami, and a 10,000 acre ranch in Louisiana. There is over twenty million dollars in my bank account and portfolio.
But, not even for a woman as beautiful as you are, would I cut off three inches. Just send the bottle back'
But, not even for a woman as beautiful as you are, would I cut off three inches. Just send the bottle back'
Run #850,Tue 27 Nov Deepavali Run
Run #850,Tue 27 Nov,
KHHHKJ Deepavali Run ,
Run Site: Pantai Hill Park,
Please RSVP to MacGyver at +6016-3399466.
For Directions, please go to http://khhhkj.blogspot.com/
ON ON
Itchy Finger
Friday, November 16, 2012
KHHHKJ Run #849,Tue 20 Nov
Run #849,Tue 20 Nov,
Hare: Big Foot ,
Run Site: ECO Park,
Please RSVP to Big Foot at +6019-3851827.
ON ON
Itchy Finger
Monday, November 12, 2012
Monday, November 5, 2012
What do you think I am?
Wife: Can you help me in garden??
Husband: What do you think, I'm a Gardener.. ??
Wife: Can you fix door handle??
Husband: What do you think, I'm a Carpenter. .??
In the Evening when husband came from the work, He saw everything
has been fixed..!! He asked: Who fixed this..??
Wife:"our Neighbour but he gave me 2 options..!! Either I should give him burger or a kiss..!!
Husband:I'm sure you must have given a burger..!!
Wife: What do You think, I'm McDonalds...?
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Friday, November 2, 2012
New secretary
Paddy: "Your new secretary is very sexy..."
Seamus: "Thanks! She's actually a robot, named Doreen ...
If you squeeze her right breast, she takes dictation & if you squeeze her left breast, she types letters. Will work as long as you like, no complaining, no sick days, no medical, no dental......
I'll lend her to you for a day & you can see how functional and efficient she is".
Next day, Paddy called Seamus from the hospital & shouted:
"Seamus… You bastard! You didn't tell me that the hole between Doreen's legs is a Pencil Sharpener..."
Thursday, November 1, 2012
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