The sensuous wife

"Have you ever seen a twenty dollar bill all crumpled up?" asked the wife.
 
"No," said her husband.
 
She gave him a sexy little smile, slowly reached into her cleavage and pulled
out a crumpled twenty dollar bill.
 
"Have you ever seen a fifty all crumpled up?" she asked.
"Uh, no," he said.
 
She gave him another sexy little smile, seductively reached into her
panties and pulled out a crumpled fifty dollar bill.
 
"Now," she said, "Have you ever seen 40,000 dollars all crumpled up?"
 
"No," he said, now really intrigued…
 
"Well, go look in the garage...

KHHHKJ Run #867,Tue 26 Mar

Run #867,Tue 26 Mar,

Hare: Loyar Burok  ,

Run Site: Bukit Subang,

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Nag! Nag! Nag

An attorney arrived home late, after a very tough day trying to get a stay of execution.  His last minute plea for clemency to the governor had failed and he was feeling worn out and depressed ....

As soon as he walked through the door at home, his wife started on him about,--- 'What time of night to be getting home is this? Where have you been? Dinner is cold and I'm not reheating it'. And on and on and on.

Too shattered to play his usual role in this familiar ritual, he poured himself a shot of whiskey and headed off for a long hot soak in the
bathtub, pursued by the predictable sarcastic remarks as he dragged himself up the stairs.

While he was in the bath, the phone rang. The wife answered and was told that her husband's client, James Wright, had been granted a stay of execution after all. Wright would not be hanged tonight.
 
Finally realizing what a terrible day he must have had, she decided to go up stairs and give him the good news.
 
As she opened the bathroom door, she was greeted by the sight of her husband, bent over naked, drying his legs and feet.
'They're not hanging Wright tonight,' she said.

He whirled around and screamed, 'FOR THE LOVE OF GOD WOMAN, DON'T YOU EVER STOP?!'

 

KHHHKJ Run #866,19/03/13

Run #866,19/03/13,

Hare: Lampa Chi,

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KHHHKJ Run #865,Tue 12 Mar

Run #865,Tue 12 Mar,

Hare: MacGyver,

Run Site: Pantai Hill Park,

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KHHHKJ Run #864,Tue 05 Mar

Run #864,Tue 05 Mar,

Hare: Kelam Kabut ,

Run Site: Padang Merbok, Gasing,

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Irish Nuns

Two Irish nuns have just arrived in USA by boat, and one says to the other, "I hear that the people in this country actually eat dogs."

 

"Odd," her companion replies, "but if we shall live in America , we might as well do as the Americans do."

As they sit, they hear a push cart vendor yelling, "Hot Dogs, get your dogs here," and they both walk towards the hot dog cart.

 

Two dogs, please!," says one. The vendor is very pleased to oblige, wraps both hot dogs in foil and hands them over.. Excited, the nuns hurry
to a bench and begin to unwrap their 'dogs.'

 

The mother superior is first to open hers.

 

She begins to blush, and then after staring at it for a moment, leans to the other Nun and in a soft brogue whispers.

 

"What part did you get?"