Sunday, June 30, 2013

Education isn't the only learning experience.

Education isn't the only learning experience.. 

During work, Raman and Narayan were chatting:
Raman said, 'Narain, I've been attending night classes for 5 months now and I have an exam next week.

Narayan, 'Oh!'

Raman, 'For example, do you know who is Graham Bell?'
Narayan, 'No.'

Raman, 'He's the inventor of the phone in 1876. If you take night courses you would know this.'

The next day, the same discussion took place:

Raman, 'Do you know who Alexander Dumas is?'
Narayan, 'No.'

Raman, 'He's the author of 'The Three Musketeers'. If you take night courses, you would know this.
The next day, once again:

Raman, 'And do you know who Jean Jacques Rousseau is?'
Narayan, 'No.'

Raman, 'He's the author of 'Confessions'. If you take night courses, you would know this.'

This time, Narayan got irritated and said, 'And you. Do you know who is Balakrishnan Kuppuswamy?'

Raman, 'No.'

Narayan, 'He's the guy sleeping with your wife!! If you stop taking night courses, you would know this.' 

Friday, June 28, 2013

Another blonde joke.

One hot summer day, a blonde came to town with her dog, tied it under the shade of a tree, and headed into a restaurant for something cold to drink..

Twenty minutes later, a policeman entered the restaurant and asked, 'Who owns the dog tied under that tree outside?'

The blonde said it was hers.

'Your dog seems to be in heat' the officer said.

The blonde replied, 'No way. She's cool 'cause she's tied up under that shade tree.'

The policeman said, 'No! You don't understand. Your dog needs to be bred.'

'No way,' said the blonde. 'My dog doesn't need bread. She isn't hungry 'cause I fed her this mornin.'

The exasperated policeman said, 'NO! You don't understand. Your dog wants to have sex!'

(You gotta love this)

The blonde looked at the cop and said, 'Well, go ahead. I always wanted a police dog.'

Wednesday, June 26, 2013

Car Language

A daughter asked her dad, "Dad there is something that my boyfriend said to me, that I didn't understand.
He said that I have a beautiful chassis, 2 lovely airbags and a fantastic bumper."


Dad said, "You tell your boyfriend that if he opens your bonnet and pulls out his dipstick to check the oil, I will give his nuts such a service that his motor will cease and his exhaust will fall off."

Tuesday, June 25, 2013

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Monday, June 24, 2013

KHHHKJ AGM Notice - Revised 18/6/13

AGM will be on Tuesday, 9th July 2013 at Bukit Gasing Run Site at 5pm.
Nomination closing date: 2nd July 2013.
All Proposals for Resolution Amendments and Nominations for 2013/2014 office bearers should be given to ON SEC by 2nd July 2013 via SMS, EMAIL or Written Form.

KHHHKJ Run #880, Tue 25 Jun

Hare: Mat Kool,
Run Site: Bukit Subang,
Please RSVP to Mat Kool at +6016-3068225.
Run Details refer to KHHHKJ.blogspot.com

Sunday, June 23, 2013

Senior sex

The husband leans over and asks his wife, 'Do you remember the first time we had sex together over fifty years ago? We went behind the village tavern where you leaned against the back fence and I made love to you.'

Yes, she says, 'I remember it well.'

OK,' he says, 'How about taking a stroll around there again and we can do it for old time's sake?'

Oh Jim, you old devil, that sounds like a crazy, but good idea!'

A police officer sitting in the next booth heard their conversation and, having a chuckle to himself, he thinks to himself, I've got to see these two old-timers having sex against a fence. I'll just keep an eye on them so there's no trouble. So he follows them.

The elderly couple walks haltingly along, leaning on each other for support aided by walking sticks. Finally, they get to the back of the tavern and make their way to the fence. The old lady lifts her skirt and the old man drops his trousers. As she leans against the fence, the old man moves in.. Then suddenly they erupt into the most furious sex that the policeman has ever seen. This goes on for about ten minutes while both are making loud noises and moaning and screaming. Finally, they both collapse, panting on the ground.

The policeman is amazed. He thinks he has learned something about life and old age that he didn't know..

After about half an hour of lying on the ground recovering, the old couple struggle to their feet and put their clothes back on. The policeman, is still watching and thinks to himself, this is truly amazing, I've got to ask them what their secret is.

So, as the couple passes, he says to them,' Excuse me, but that was something else. You must've had a fantastic sex life together. Is there some sort of secret to this?'

Shaking, the old man is barely, barely able to reply,
'Fifty years ago that wasn't an electric fence.'
 

The husband leans over and asks his wife, 'Do you remember the first time we had sex together over fifty years ago? We went behind the village tavern where you leaned against the back fence and I made love to you.'

Yes, she says, 'I remember it well.'

OK,' he says, 'How about taking a stroll around there again and we can do it for old time's sake?'

Oh Jim, you old devil, that sounds like a crazy, but good idea!'

A police officer sitting in the next booth heard their conversation and, having a chuckle to himself, he thinks to himself, I've got to see these two old-timers having sex against a fence. I'll just keep an eye on them so there's no trouble. So he follows them.

The elderly couple walks haltingly along, leaning on each other for support aided by walking sticks. Finally, they get to the back of the tavern and make their way to the fence. The old lady lifts her skirt and the old man drops his trousers. As she leans against the fence, the old man moves in.. Then suddenly they erupt into the most furious sex that the policeman has ever seen. This goes on for about ten minutes while both are making loud noises and moaning and screaming. Finally, they both collapse, panting on the ground.

The policeman is amazed. He thinks he has learned something about life and old age that he didn't know..

After about half an hour of lying on the ground recovering, the old couple struggle to their feet and put their clothes back on. The policeman, is still watching and thinks to himself, this is truly amazing, I've got to ask them what their secret is.

So, as the couple passes, he says to them,' Excuse me, but that was something else. You must've had a fantastic sex life together. Is there some sort of secret to this?'

Shaking, the old man is barely, barely able to reply,
'Fifty years ago that wasn't an electric fence.'

Friday, June 21, 2013

Running Nude

A woman was having a daytime affair while her husband was at work.

One rainy day she was in bed with her boyfriend when, to her horror,

she heard her husband's car pull into the driveway. 'Oh my God - Hurry!

Grab your clothes and jump out the window. My husband's home early!'
'I can't jump out the window. It's raining out there!'

'If my husband catches us in here, he'll kill us both!' she replied. 'He's got

a hot temper and a gun, so the rain is the least of your problems!'

So the boyfriend scoots out of bed, grabs his clothes and jumps out the

window! As he ran down the street in the pouring rain, he quickly

discovered he had run right into the middle of the town's annual marathon,

so he started running along beside the others, about 300 of them.

Being naked, with his clothes tucked under his arm, he tried to blend in

as best he could. After a little while a small group of runners who had

been watching him with some curiosity, jogged closer. Do you always

run in the nude?' one asked.

'Oh yes!' he replied, gasping in air. 'It feels so wonderfully free!'
Another runner moved a long side. 'Do you always run carrying your

clothes with you under your arm?'
'Oh, yes' our friend answered breathlessly. 'That way I can get

dressed right at the end of the run and get in my car to go home!'

Then a third runner cast his eyes a little lower and asked, 'Do you

always wear a condom when you run?'

'Nope. Just when it's raining.'

Thursday, June 20, 2013

Little Johnny

A shapely lady in a bikini walked into the ocean to take a swim. A large wave came up and washed over her, tearing off her bikini top. She came out of the surf with her arms folded across her chest. Little Johnny, playing in the sand looked up at her and said,"Lady, if you're going to drown those puppies, I'll take the one with the brown nose. "

Tuesday, June 18, 2013

KHHHKJ AGM Notice

AGM Notice: 18th June 2013

AGM will be on Tuesday, 9th July 2013

Nomination close date: 25th June 2013.

Proposal should be in written form and given to ON SEC by Tuesday, 25th June 2013.

Thursday, June 13, 2013

This cracked me up

A  HUSBAND IS AT HOME WATCHING A FOOTBALL  GAME WHEN HIS WIFE INTERRUPTS,

HONEY, COULD  YOU FIX THE LIGHT IN THE HALLWAY? IT'S  BEEN FLICKERING FOR WEEKS NOW.
HE  LOOKS AT HER AND SAYS ANGRILY, FIX  THE LIGHTS NOW?
DOES  IT LOOK LIKE I HAVE ENERGY AUSTRALIA WRITTEN  ON MY FOREHEAD?
I DON'T THINK SO.

FINE,

THEN THE WIFE ASKS, WELL THEN, COULD YOU FIX THE FRIDGE DOOR? IT  WON'T CLOSE RIGHT

TO  WHICH HE REPLIED, FIX  THE FRIDGE DOOR?
DOES  IT LOOK LIKE I HAVE WESTINGHOUSE WRITTEN  ON MY FOREHEAD?
I  DON'T THINK SO

FINE,  SHE SAYS THEN  YOU COULD AT LEAST FIX THE STEPS TO  THE FRONT DOOR?
THEY  ARE ABOUT TO ! BREAK

I'M  NOT A CARPENTER AND I DON'T WANT  TO FIX STEPS.

HE  SAYS, DOES IT LOOK LIKE I HAVE BUNNINGS  WRITTEN ON MY FOREHEAD?
I  DON'T THINK SO


I'VE  HAD ENOUGH OF YOU. I'M  GOING TO THE PUB!!!!

SO  HE GOES TO THE PUB AND DRINKS FOR A COUPLE  OF HOURS...............

HE  STARTS TO FEEL GUILTY ABOUT HOW HE  TREATED HIS WIFE, AND DECIDES TO  GO HOME

AS  HE WALKS INTO THE HOUSE HE NOTICES THAT  THE STEPS ARE ALREADY FIXED.

AS  HE ENTERS THE HOUSE , HE SEES THE HALL  LIGHT IS WORKING

AS  HE GOES TO GET A BEER, HE NOTICES THE  FRIDGE DOOR IS FIXED.

HONEY,  HE ASKS, HOW'D ALL THIS GET FIXED?

 

SHE  SAID, WELL, WHEN YOU LEFT I SAT OUTSIDE  AND CRIED.

JUST  THEN A NICE YOUNG MAN ASKED ME WHAT  WAS WRONG, AND I TOLD HIM.

HE  OFFERED TO DO ALL THE REPAIRS, AND ALL  I HAD TO DO WAS EITHER GO  TO BED WITH HIM OR BAKE A CAKE.

HE  SAID, SO  WHAT KIND OF CAKE DID YOU ! BAKE?

SHE  REPLIED, HELLOOOOO..
DO  YOU SEE SARA LEE WRITTEN ON  MY FOREHEAD?
I  DON'T THINK SO!

Monday, June 10, 2013

Run #878,Tue 11 Jun

Hare: Drummer,
Run Site: Bukit Gasing,
Please RSVP to Drummer at +6016-2115890.
Details at khhhkj.blogspot.com
ON ON

Tuesday, June 4, 2013

Run #877,Tue 04 Jun,

Hare: Cool Roy,
Run Site: Kota Kemuning,
Please RSVP to Cool Roy at +6012-3089355.

Monday, June 3, 2013

KHHHKJ Committee Meeting 040413 Minutes

Dear KHHHKJ Members, attached is the last KHHHKJ Committee Meeting Minutes. Check your email. 
Our Next Meeting is on 6th June 2013 at PJ Club at 7:30pm. All committee members must attend. Other members are encouraged to attend. 
The Proposed agenda is as follows:
      a)  Review and Adopt previous meeting minutes
      b)  Members Applying for leave
      c)   Probation Member status
      d)   Birthday and 888 Run
      e)   Current year accounts to be closed on 30th June and submitted to auditors.
      f)   AGM will be on Tuesday, 9th July 2013
             a.   Nomination Start and close date
      g)   Other Matters
 
If you have any other matters that you think should be included, please let me know early otherwise we will discuss it under other matters.
 
Take care..
 
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Sunday, June 2, 2013

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