Wednesday, June 26, 2013

Car Language

A daughter asked her dad, "Dad there is something that my boyfriend said to me, that I didn't understand.
He said that I have a beautiful chassis, 2 lovely airbags and a fantastic bumper."


Dad said, "You tell your boyfriend that if he opens your bonnet and pulls out his dipstick to check the oil, I will give his nuts such a service that his motor will cease and his exhaust will fall off."