Wednesday, March 27, 2013

The sensuous wife

"Have you ever seen a twenty dollar bill all crumpled up?" asked the wife.
 
"No," said her husband.
 
She gave him a sexy little smile, slowly reached into her cleavage and pulled
out a crumpled twenty dollar bill.
 
"Have you ever seen a fifty all crumpled up?" she asked.
"Uh, no," he said.
 
She gave him another sexy little smile, seductively reached into her
panties and pulled out a crumpled fifty dollar bill.
 
"Now," she said, "Have you ever seen 40,000 dollars all crumpled up?"
 
"No," he said, now really intrigued…
 
"Well, go look in the garage...