Kelab Hash House Harimau Kelana Jaya: February 2013

Wednesday, February 27, 2013

Costume party

A guy goes into a costume shop. He says,
"I'm going to a costume party, I want to go as Adam. " The girl brings out a fig leaf. He says, "Not big enough. "
She brings out a bigger one. He says, "Still not big enough. "
She brings out a huge fig leaf. He says, "Still not big enough. "
She says, "Listen, Ace, why don't you just throw it over your shoulder and go as a gasoline pump? "

Tuesday, February 26, 2013

KHHHKJ Run #863

Run #863,Tue 26 Feb,

Hare: Jaga Kereta ,

Run Site: Bukit Gasing,

Please RSVP to Jaga Kereta at +60122975706.

ON ON -Itchy Finger

Friday, February 22, 2013

HARIMAU SONG

We are the Hashers, Harimau Hashers
Together, we gather for a fun run

Tuesdays our day we feel it,
we conquer hills believe it

Chorus

Harimau harimau yeh yeh
Harimau harimau Oh oh
Kelab hash of house Hari Harimau,
We are the harimau

Monday, February 18, 2013

Jokes

"Ever since we got married, my wife has tried to change me. She got me to stop drinking, smoking and running around until all hours of the night. She taught me how to dress well, enjoy the fine arts, gourmet cooking, classical music, even how to invest in the stock market. "
"Sounds like you may be bitter because she changed you so drastically," remarked his friend.
"I'm not bitter. Now that I'm so improved, she just isn't good enough for me. "