THE DOCTOR Because he says " Take your clothes off"
THE DENTIST Because he says "OPEN WIDE"
THE HAIRDRESSER Because he says " Do you want it teased or blown"
THE MILKMAN Because he says "Do you want it in the front or the back"
THE INTERIOR DECORATOR Because he says " Once it's in you'll love it"
THE SHARE BROKER Because he says "It will rise gradually and maintain its peak for long-long time"
THE BANKER Because he says "If you take it out too soon, you'll lose interest"
THE HUNTER Because he "Goes deep in the bush, shoots twice and always eats what he shoots"
THE TELECOM GUY Because he says "Would you like it on the table or against the wall"
And the MOST ANNOYING PROFESSSION is being
SANTA CLAUS Because all he does is excite you first by putting you on his lap, and does nothing more than Ho Ho Ho