Upon reaching 75, old Tom finally decided to retire.
After having him underfoot for a few months, his wife became very agitated with him. She suggested he go and do something to occupy his time, like join a club or get a hobby.
Old Tom obliged and went out for a couple of hours.
When he got home his wife asked about his day and he replied, 'Oh, I just went down to the park and hung out with the guys.........and oh yeah, I joined a parachute club.'
'What? Are you nuts?? You're 75 years old and you're going to start jumping out of airplanes?'
'Yeah, look I even got a membership card.'
'You dirty old man, you need glasses!
This is a membership in a Prostitute Club, not a Parachute Club!'
'Oh, great! Now what am I going to do?? I signed up for 5 jumps a week!!'